( cheers and applause )thank you so much for helping me get to work. i really appreciate it. >> yeah. thank you so much.
Best Internet Provider Los Angeles, ( cheers and applause )>> james: it's terrible (bleep). bitch! get out the way!
get out the way, bitch! move bitch, get out of the way! get out of the way, bitch. >> move, bitch. ( laughter )>> james: do you mind if we listen to some music? >> no. >> james: will that be okay? shall we see?
♪my guessing game is strong way too real to be wrongcaught up in your show yeah, at least now i knowit wasn't love, it wasn't love it was a perfect illusionmistaken for love, it wasn't loveit was a perfect illusion lovemistaken for love caught up in your showyeah, at least now i know it wasn't love, it wasn't loveit was a perfect illusion mistaken for love, it wasn'tlove
it was a perfect illusio( cheers and applause ) >> james: you're about to gointo the sr the super bowl. how do you feel. pretty good? >> james: what goes throughyour mind? >> hello? hello? >> james: hey, gaga. hey, what's up?
>> james: hey, dave from then.f.l. you remember dave? hi, dave. >> james: what are you doingearly next year? >> oh, my gosh. are you -- are you giving me thesuper bowl? >> james: yes. from that small bit ofinformation, do you want to do the super bowl next year thehalf time show.
>> oh, (bleep). ( cheers and applause )(singing) >> james: when you are in thestudio do you write down ro mah ro-mah-mah>> yes. >> james: and when you tellthem that's the lyrics do they do this? >> they don't get to do that. it's romance. ♪it's
ro mah ro-mah-mah>> james: romance, gagaga. oh, i see you're saying romance,ooh la lah! >> james:rah rah ah-ah-ah! ro mah ro-mah-mahgaga oh-la-la! want your bad romancei want your design rah rah ah-ah-ah! ro mah ro-mah-mahi want it bad your bad romancei want your love and i want your revengeyou and me could write a bad
romancei want your love and all your lovers revengeyou and me could write a bad romanceoh-oh-oh-oh-oh! oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! caught in a bad romanceoh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh! caught in a bad romance>> james: you passed your driving test? >> yes.
>> james: how long ago? ust a few months ago. it was so embarrassing. my whole family came with me tothe d.m.v. my father cried when i got mydriver's license. >> james: i love that! i was, like, dad, i'm 30. he's, i'm just so proud of you! >> james: do you think you'rea good driver?
>> i think so. >> james: do you want to havea -- >> james: i drive myself towork every day. no one's ever driven peto work. >> i mean, is that allowed? >> james: okay. it's here. put the foot on the brake. put it down.
>> right. >> james: press the button. then put it down. and we're driving. whoa! have you driven in new york yet? >> james: have you? yeah. >> james: have you learned thehand signals to drive in work?
>> yeah, this one. ( laughter )>> james: don't you start doing it! come on, now! nice and easy. i don't know if i feel safe -->> oh, come on. >> james: -- in thisenvironment. i want to run back to the edgeof you ♪ i'm on the edge of glory and i'mhangin' on a moment of truth
out on the edge of glory and i'mhangin' on a moment with you i'm on the edge, the edge, theedge the edge, the edge, the edge,the edge i'm on the edge of gloryand i'm hangin' on a moment with youi'm on the edge with you >> james: take a picture. okay. but it was terrifying. let me drive.
i'm never doing that againthat's amazing, isn't it? (bleep)( laughter ) awwah, ah, ah, ahgive me a voice warmup. >> hallelujah. >> james: hal hallelujah. hallelujah. ♪ hallelujah ♪>> that's not right. >> james: what! do you ever warm up the lip?
do you ever do like the lips,the teeth, the tip of the tongue? >> no, maybe i should do that. is that what you do? benedict cumberbatch. >> james: benedict cumberbatchis sherlock holmes. >> benedict cumberbatch issherlock holmes. >> james: ben duct cumberbatchis broody good at sherlock holmes.
( repeats )>> james: if you do that before the super bowl you willdo good. 'cause you were born this way,baby babyi was born this way i was born this wayhey i'm on the right track, baby, i was born this way. i'm on the right track baby, iwas born this way. ( cheers and applause )you bought a load of michael jackson's clothes.
>> i did. >> james: how many items ofclothing? >> i must have at least 400pieces. >> james: no way. mm-hmm. i've got a thriller jacket. ( gasps )one of his gloves, lots of his tour costumes. >> james: do they smell?
no, they're kept in pristinecondition. i actually keep them in atemperature-controlled room so that they can be epreserved for,you know, the rest of time. >> james: how do you know thatthey're for sure his clothes, though? how do you know, for sure? >> because they were toldthrough an auction near. >> james: well, yes, but ihave been stung. >> well, they're his clothes.
>> james: well, you say that. i once bought every member of momo motown's t-shirts and i soon found out trevor, jacob andashley had never even worn them. >> what was that sound? >> james: liquid dreams. you had a song called liquiddreams? >it goes -- i dream about a girl who's a mixof destiny's child just a little touch madonna'swild style
with janet jackson's smile,throw in a body like jennifers' you've got the star of my liquiddream basically a song aboutejaculating in your sleep. it's not the same without a gun. and when it's love, it isn'tfun. whoa, oh, oh, oh. i get him hot. show him what i got. (singing)poker face.
poke, poker face. >> james: did you write a songin ten minutes? >> poker face was ten minutes. born this way was ten minutes. >> james: it comes as a blast. look at that. >> james: you gave it toomuch. you poker faced so much you lostan earring. i like it when fashion sells me.
>> james: it really does,though. it really does. >> or maybe i sell fashion. >> james: no, because it'salways bought. >> i guess with me i never worryabout who likes it or doesn't. it's my thing to beunfashionable. >> james: i thought you lookedgreat in this. ( laughter )( applause ) >> i mean, i think i look allright in that look.
>> james: now, which -- do mea favor -- >> my favorite was a queen dressthat i wore to the awards. >> james: good thing with thisone with, you've always got a snack if you need it. look at me,. >> i really think you shouldtake that off. >> james: this is my favorite. i love it. i do feel alive in it.
>> of all of them, that's thebest on you. of all of this. >> james: really? i think so. >> james: thank you. you're giving me a millionreasons to quit the show you're givin' me a millionreasons give me a million reasonsgivin' me a million reasons about a million reasonsif i had a highway, i would run
for the hillsif you could find a dry way, i'd forever be stillbut you're giving me a million reasonsgive me a million reasons givin' me a million reasonsabout a million reasons i bow down to prayi try to make the worst seem betterlord, show me the way to cut through all his worn outleather i've got a hundred millionreasons to walk away but baby, i just need one goodone to stay
can't you giveme what i'm needing, needing, every heartbreak makes it hard to keep the faith. baby i just need one good one,good one, good one, good one, good one, when i bow down topray, try to make the worst seem better lord, show me the wayto cut through all his worn out leatheri've got a hundred million reasons to walk awaybut baby, i just need one good one, good onetell me that you'll be the good
one, good onebaby, i just need one good one to stay♪ ( cheers and applause )
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