♪ i would give the world to you ♪ there's nothing that i wouldn't do for you ♪ boy, don't you know there's nothing ♪ there's nothin' thati wouldn't do for you ♪ - good morning hunty's and huncles!
Baby R Us Credit Card, how are y'all this morning? i hope everyone is fabulous. you know, feeling fabulous and looking damn fabulous. anyways.
i don't know what that was. anyways, i'm on my way to auntie jillian's house. we are going to babies "r" us to register my baby boy. i'm so excited. at first, i wasn't going to register him because i'm like, well,i know what he needs, like bibs, bottles, blankets, onsies, but, you know just in case my friends and families want to go out there and pick him something nice up
then they can. and i'll just give themmy registry number. you know, a lot of my friends and family, they do spoil samia. so, i thought, hey, my baby boy needs to be spoiled, too! (giggles) just kidding. but, yah, i'm kind of excited, you know. (sighs)
it's approaching, my due date is just around the corner. you know, i'm kind of nervous. yesterday, i thought i was going into pre-term labor because i had the worst cramping ever. it was constipation, and i was nauseated... wait, that's a word, right, nauseated? right? i was nauseated, i was nauseous, all day i was weak, and i felt like i was going to die,
so i spent the entire day in bed, i couldn't even vlog, so, i'm literally vlogging today for today, it's not like a day before, or something like that. but, yah, i'm good now,i feel so much better. i'm not 100, my midwife toldme that i need chill out in bed but of course, y'all know me, i can't do that. so, i just did it for one day, and one day only. so, let's head on over to auntie julian's house, and register this baby,i am blind right now!
so, i'm here with my fave auntie - hello. - hey! - hey, hunty's! huncle's! - yes, i'm feeling that much better. - you look better, you look a lot better. - thank you, i know i was a hot mess. - yes, you were a hot mess,
and thank god that it was a 24-hour thing. - i know, i was super constipated. - what, that was the problem? - no, but aunt julia, itwas severe constipation, i had cramps, i was nauseous, - [jullian] it was severe? - i was weak, yes. - i thought you had thestomach flu or some flu. - i don't know, i had something, something i had some kind of bug.
- so you got it out, did you poop? - and i didn't poop, i still didn't poop. - and you feel better? - i feel a lot better, i'm not feeling 100, but, i feel better. - then it wasn't constipation. - what was it? - it was a bug. - it was a bug, i had a bug, okay?
i actually have some footage of me on the phone with mymidwife from yesterday. i was going to vlog yesterday, but then i just couldn't. i just vlogged that piece of me. - [midwife] have you been feeling anything different the last 24 hours, like have you been dizzier, or... i mean, anything different? - well, i'm always busy.
- just relax, bedrest, even though i'm supposedto be on bedrest today. - you should be on bedrest as much as you can. - i know, but it's hard, man. my life is hard. i have to do these kindsof things you know? live my life still. - all right, well, life goes on inside of babies "r" us. - haaayyy!
so we're at toys "r" us, in the babies "r" us section. - yes we are. - we're about to justscan everything in site, like i did with samia. auntie julia is so annoying. yes, we need everything! oh my lord. please scan this. i need this crib, look at how cute it is.
oh my god, but this crib looks like - it's way too much - how much is it? - $500 - for this crib? - $499.99, $500, that's 15% tax - all right, so just pull out your credit card. - i don't live on credit. - haaaay, now pull out that debit card.
no, no, no, we have to scan the matching dresser, too. - you want the dresser, too? - hunty's, huncle's, do you like this? i feel like samia's criblooks like a jail cell compared to this crib. - and it was from the most expensive store. - yah, samia's. i know, and hers looks like a jail cell. - wow, look how much this is.
- oh my god, that's expensive! - waste of money. - no it's not, it's gonna be useful - you can find this cheaper. - he's going to have this dresser for the rest of his life. all right, until he moves out of my house. both of them. yeah, scan that. who's really buying that?
- not me. - hey auntie jillian, hey uncle warren! - you need a double stroller. - i need a what? - double stroller. - what? - has reality not sunk in yet? - a double stroller. - no, i don't.
- yes, you do, mamma. - i need a double stroller? oh my god, i'm going to have toddlers! - i think we have to go to a specialty store for that. - clearly, because i don't see double strollers here, like the side-by-side ones, like literally double stroller like that? okay, here's one. - this is for the baby,and this is for samia,
but i don't know if you're going to like this one. - this is the ugliest thing i've ever seen, and you know i hate it, $239. - the rolls royce one. - i know, where is it? i like this one. no, it's gotta have two strollers, right? - hm, who's going to push two strollers? you have to push one.
- that's what the kids have a mother and a dad for. - look, look. - oh my god y'all, double strollers? - double strollers. - this is so scary! i can't believe this. no, no, let me get out of this section because, honestly, like, i'm overwhelmed. no, i'm dead serious.
- yep, this is your reality right here. samia in the back. no, your little pumpkin in the back, and samia in the front. this is you, right here. look all the range rovers. this is the new range rover. (laughing) - oh my god!
he's going to love it, ok, scan this one. i love these ones, the koala baby blankets, they're so comfy. i use them sometimes. - you? - yes. - where do you get them from? - samia's closet. - ok, y'all, i found this cup for samia in the bathtub
because usually we just use like a standard, normal cup from the kitchen, like a glass cup to wash her hair. - which is ok, so what i have-- - the toothbrush holder cup i use. but, yo, i found this one. you can put this right here on her head, and you put the water, and the water goes out, and it goes back, and it doesn't get in their face.
love that, i'm going toget that for her now. oh my gosh, this little swimsuit for him is so cute! look at this, y'all. - i'm taking him on vacation. and with the little hat. - oh my god, oh my god i'm so excited! yes, ok, do they have that in newborn? - yah. - yep, i know.
- we're going, we're leaving, we have to get out of here. let's go. that is so cute! i'm going to cry oh my god, look at these ones. isn't that so cute? oh my gosh, samia and him are going to be so cute together.- [jillian] matching? - oh my babies!
we're back at the house. samia and i, we're playing doctor doctor because she's sick. look at she's sick, sick, say hi! say, what's up everyone? say, what's up hunty's? - oh, what's that? - you're such a smart baby. so, this girl she repeats like everything we say,
so we really have to watch what we say around her. (samia babbles) is that your blanky? yah! good job, baby. she's a blanky girl, she loves her blanky. she snuggles and cuddles. (samia babbling and chewing) ok, so samia has about 10 teeth. she's growing all of her teeth.
we're so excited about that, but she's been super cranky. samia's still fussy. - [male] my baby. - especially in the morning, because samia hates waking up. isn't she incredibly cranky in the morning? - she's fussy in the morning. - oh my gosh, and, this girl hates getting her hair done. i can't touch her hair, see?
(samia whines and babbles) she wants her dolly. so i just let her hairlike run wild, run free because this girl, it's a hassle doingher hair every morning. my sister's actually in town, so i'm going to get my sister to braid her hair for her. like, up into a little bun.
- all right, some of the words that samia knows are dadda. she still doesn't know mommy. - you wish! that was her very first word. mommy, she knows, daddy, she knows, thank you, she knows, yes. - she says yes, and that's her new word now, yes. - yah, she goes, yah, no. she says, what's that?
- what's that? what's that? - doll? - i don't know, she's-- - the doll! - good, the doll! - doll. she's so smart. is it just me, but i think my child is super smart,
or does every parent think their kid is smart? - every child is smart. - i just don't want no hunty heat. - that ain't the truth. i'll get the hunty heat. yes, samia's supersmart, she's like still clapping her hands, she's still super social, you know. she's not socially awkward anymore,
like she used to be. she was socially awkward, but then she was-- - [male] she was? - yah, at like four months. - four months, really? i don't think that counts. - remember she didn't like to go to anybody? like, from newborn to four months, she hated people. except mommy, daddy, and auntie jillian.
so now she's super social. this girl's so independent, like, right now she doesn't like tocuddle with us at night. - she hates cuddling. that's the biggest highlight of this update. she hates cuddling. like, i could like, oh my baby. (samia fussing) - she doesn't like cuddling.
it's the most annoying thing because sometimes when we're like in bed, you know, at night, we want to cuddle with samia, and she like hits us, boxes us down. okay, put her down. put her down, let her run free. - go, go! - yah, run free.
she's so independent, it's so sad, man. she wants to cut! she's trying to cut! (samia babbling) you want to open door? open door? you want to go see auntie ta-nee? - she can walk, don't know if she can walk up the stairs, but like she can really move fast up and down the stairs.
- she's out of here. - she's gone, that's it. - so, we're sorry, thatwas a samia update. wee! she slides down. good job, baby! (upbeat music) we're here giving samia a little bath. ♪ brush, brush, brush
♪ brush, brush your teeth teeth ♪ brush, brush, brush brush your teeth ♪ bru, bru, bru, bru, bru ♪ look at this little net that i bought her. it's so cute, i got thatfor her at toys "r" us. do y'all like it? wohoo! yay! wohoo! ok, so crystal and ijust gave sammy a bath.
and we're about to put her to bed. bedtime for sammy. - i'd keep her up all night if i could. - listen, i need to get you on match.com, eharmony, seeking arrangement, seeking millionaire, sugardaddie.com. don't ask me how i know these things. but i'm just saying, you need to find your prince charming. - as long as one of those wasn'tashley madison, we're good. - ashleymadison.com
is that where you found adam? let me find out this lady, anyways. so, now, we're going to sign her up for one of those accounts so she can get her own husband, own baby. how about that? anyways, samia, bedtime. so, i'm just getting herdaycare clothes ready for tomorrow morning.
so she'll just wear this little outfit. i have her wipes here, and, oh gosh we need a diaper. where are the diapers? - there's one in here, right? you'll get one. - here. - thank you for the diapy. well, i bet crystal, you don't know where the socks are. get her some socks, honey.
what do you mean, in the back? - socks! - we really need to putyou on a dating website because you know too much about me and my life and how i run it up in my how how. put her to bed then, i bet you can't do that. - yes, yes i can. - put her to bed. - ready darling?
(samia whining) goodnight baby! - wow. okay, wow. all right, okay. match.com it is. a lot of you don't like when people are up in my bed, on my bed. - i think it's ok ifwe're on the comforter, but if we're like all up under it like we live here,
that's nasty. - true. - besides, i'm second wife, i'm allowed to be up here. - god, can you please? ok, we just made a match.com account for this girl, yes. this is snoopy, that is for pumpkin. that is where mommy, andmy sister, and families, bought for pumps. anyways, this guy's cute.
- yes he is. - would you all like to see him? ok, perfect, he's cute. he's 6'1", great. body type: about average. what does about average mean? - it means that he may workout i think, but that he's not that serious about it. - all right.
ethnicity: white/caucasian just how you like it. - yep. - haaay! relationships: never married - important because the other options are like divorced or separated or in a relationship - what was your optionfor that, relationships? - i wrote never married
- date married men? ok, cool. (giggling) all right, so, he has kids. did you tell him that you have one? - no. - and one on the way? - i do not have one or one on the way. you have one and one on the way,
that's how sister wives works. - [latoya] oh, really? - your family is there,my family is here. - oh wait, so what are you trying to say? i'm trying to say that what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine. these tricks. can you please message this guy? - okay, what should i say? - hi, i'm crystal.
- you're not supposed to write your name. - i don't know, how do you holler at a guy? - i don't know, does anyone know how to talk-- - i don't know, like, how do you approach someone? - because it's like talking to a stranger, so maybe saying your first name is ok, but you don't say, ohi live at this address, my phone number is so and so. - or do you just say like, hey, what's up?
i don't know, i never approach dudes or anything like that. - neither do i, i feel like the dude should approach me. - right, i get that. - ooo, we found a black guy. heeeeyyy! - and he has a religion,he's christian/catholic. - ok, perfect, that's perfect for you. he's 6'2", he's about average, he's black, never married, no kids, he wants kids.
how old is he? - i don't know, let's see. - he's looking older. - he's 36 and helives in quebec. - how do you feel about that? - i think 36 is okay because i feel like i'm mature for my age. - so, maybe he speaks french. - i'm just saying, like, you're 36 and you're black
and you ain't got no kids. - that's pretty rare. - he's lying, he's lying, he's lying, he's lying. he's lying on this site right now, don't even front... - and look, this chair's way too small, he's a pimp. - he looks like steve harvey. - oh look, he's with obama! - no, that's not a real pic, that's not real obama. - that's obama!
- no it's not. - 100% that's obama, my homie. - that's a wax figure. ok, so this creep just messaged crystal, and every otherpicture, i kid you not, is a selfie in the mirror. look. oh my god, wack, wack, - and with the same phone.
- wack. oh my god, he's so wack, he's so weird. - how dare you take a picture with a stain on your shirt. - oh my freaking goodness. this is so wack. - oh look, he rented a car from hertz and he loves my smile, thank you. people always say that and i hate my smile. - yah, you have the cutest little smile ever.
okay, enough about you, bye. hey uncle jay. - yo. - go on. - what's up? - anyways, i'm showing uncle jay what adam and zee-k-oh did down in the basement. they just hung up a few pictures. so, we hung up these pictures here in this area.
smile always, do all things with love. - [jay] it looks good. - [latoya] you like that? so what are we going to put right here? adam said leave that chair. - no, i hate that there. - [latoya] that ghetto ass fricken... - [jay] you can't leave that there. - [latoya] hell no.
- [jay] we can't, we have to put like a chair there or something. - [latoya] we'll put put a nice chair or like we can put like some fancydecoration kind of thing like a vase with sticks. - [jay] yah, but this has got to go. - [latoya] that 100% has to go - [jay] this ain't no barber. - [latoya] i know
and then we hung up the toronto skyline. remember i bought that at ikea, like a few months ago? - and you didn't know where to put it. - so we put it there, it's cute. but, honestly, do you like the plants? the plant in this position right here? hunties and huncles, yes, yes, love it? it looks islandy, it's very islandy. - high land, high land,high land, high land.
what do you want to do, i'm bored. - i guess it's bedtime. - [jay] bedtime, not that (mumbles) for me. - who are you texting up anyways? - just a girl i'm tryingto pursue, you know? - honestly, jaylen showed me a picture of her, and she is banging. she does her makeup so sick, can you bring her over here?
- [jay] i'm going to. - one of these days, when you feel comfortable to bring her around me, because you know we (mumbles) she'll probably feel uncomfortable and things. - that's what i'm saying (mumbles). she dresses good, her personality is good. - so, i have something to say - [jay] what's up?
- i don't know how delilah feels about this, but aaron wants totake her out on a date. - okay. why? - huh? - [jay] why does he want to take her out? - i don't know, i don't know. i don't know if y'allhave something going on, i don't want to...
- no we don't, i just wondered why he is he doing that. why is he taking her out? - i don't know, i guesshe's like feeling her, he thinks she's cute. i mean, i would take delilah out on a date. - but like, why? just asking why. - i don't know, that's somethingthat you have to ask him. i don't want it awkward around here
because i don't know what y'all have going on. - [jay] no, we're just friends, you know. - ok, y'all are just friends. - [jay] we're friends, but, i'm just confused why you're trying to talk to her. - so if you guys are just friends, i don't understand why you would be confused. - no, i'm just looking out, that's all. i'm just looking out, that's it.
i'm looking out, just wondering why. why are you trying to talk to her, like why are you... - so, are y'all talking? - [jay] no. - so, is she talking to somebody else? - [jay] yes. - ok, so she has a next dude. - that she's talking to.
- okay and it's not you? - ok, so we cool, we're good. aaron, he can't take her out on a date. - that's what i was wondering, like, why, like no. it can't happen. it just can't. - ok, cool. - [jay] we'll have to have a conversation about that.
- [jay] so when were you planning on telling me this? - [jay] when were you planning on telling me this? - i gotta go. i think samia's crying. - we got all night, coz, we got all night. - i'm just trying to letyou know that, you know, aaron was like how werethings, delilah's cute, and he wants to take her out on a date. i don't know what she'sdoing in her life,
when it comes to her love life, but that's just what it was at the time. - interesting. interesting. - [jay] i'll just go back upstairs. - why are you going back upstairs? can we watch a movie or something? - [jay] nah, i'm going to go text. - are you kidding me?
- i gotta text, i gottatext her back (mumbles) - [latoya] so you can'ttext during the movie? - nah. - fine, hunty's and huncles, we're just going to have to watch this movie alone. - [jay] i have to call, you know? - i need a remote! i'm not talking to you anymore, ok? (jaylen's voice trailing off)
thanks so much for joining me in today's vlog hunty's and huncles, subscribe and i'll see y'all on thursday. ♪ crazy things i do for love ♪ crazy things ido do for love ♪
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