[music] >> w: oh snap! are you telling me photos ofthe new iphone 6 have been leaked? >> j: just like they are every year? >> w: yes. the photos were posted by a memberof weibo named dreamerjimmy who i suggest change his username to leakerjimmy. you�vegot a big career ahead of you, kid. keep posting
Because Of The Internet Leak, images the man doesn�t want you to. >> j: the photos were then seen by 9to5mac.comwhich claims that leaker� uhh- dreamerjimmy is a credible source given his accurate photosof the iphone 5 and 5c before their releases. >> w: here we can see the iphone 6 appearsto be larger than the iphone 5s.
>> j: pick a size apple! i can�t handlechange! it makes me uncomfortable! >> w: this is great for me personally becausei feel like the larger my phone, the larger the man people think i am. hello ladies, thisisn�t the only big thing i keep in my pants� i�m sorry. i didn�t have to say that.please stop running away. >> j: another website showed what appearsto be the iphone 6�s aluminum casing. >> w: if you�re a non-tech person like me,this appears to be� a piece of aluminum. with a backwards apple on it. >> j: also from the photos it appears thatthe new iphone is a bit thinner than previous incarnations, which is starting to feel likeoverwhelming technology from the future.
>> w: how is it even humanely possible thatover the past 40 years we�ve created technology stronger than the computers used to powerspaceships and condensing that into a pocket sized rectangle used mainly to take selfies? >> j: but we can�t invent a toaster thatis water friendly! all i want is some bath toast! >> w: the iphone 7 will probably just be apiece of paper with no buttons on it, that you unlock by thinking about it and automaticallyinstagrams a meal for you if you�ve spent more than 40 dollars on it. >> j: another rumor about the iphone 6 isthat it will include a design similar to the
5th generation ipod touch. you know, the productapple almost put out of business because of its other exactly the same product that youcan talk into. >> w: you may also notice that the iphone6 is slightly more curvy. i think apple is finally getting body positive. apple understandsthat people like curvy now. i�m down. >> j: it�s just an electronic. >> w: you forget that i�m electro sexual. >> j: what do you guys think of the new iphone?are you upgrading? >> w: are you going to keep using your roommatesold iphone 4 like me because you�re a poorsman? let us know in the comments down below.
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