all is well. i am fine, you are fine as bright, as brightas sunshine this is well, that is well all is well
Icici Credit Card Statement Online, pappa's here..mummy's here feeding my tummy everything is yummy yummy life means fun
a colony of gadgets expenses are a must india is shining wining & dining there is a silver-lining but, here are tomatoes these are vegetable matters and..my 50-paise? uncle! who asks for 50-paise nowadays?
then, give me one rupee!? what? and, who is the 'uncle' here you or i? now give me one rupee ok. here it is thank you uncle! shri. shantiprasad dwarkanath bhargav alias 'bugs'! hey! here comes the 'idiot'! here comes the 'idiot'!
aka. 'idiot'!? 'hey idiot' good morning...my boy!? good morning, everyone! hey cockroach! ladyfinger? rs.12 for 250 gms! and, cauliflower? rs.10 for 250 gms!
and, paneer? i didn't buy paneer today paneer not on the menu today! ok! tata! bye bye!.. sunday morning in 'basera'...happy young ones, bona sera!... hey! hey! hey!it's a beautiful day he is a total 'idiot' really!look at his slippers! more (hawaa) breeze, less (chappal) slippers and, look at his, dirty, green grocery basket man! so uncool...!
actually! i don't mind him you want to marry him, or what? shut up, stupid! slave, servant! "idiot! get the grocery""idiot! cook some food!" hey neha? look, at your puny self before looking for a slave uncle is size 'xl' -- will be difficult to handle prashant? if your brother wasn't so cute one i would have given him hi bugs-uncle!
hello mr. chhota how is your sunday? are you having a fun-day? yes there is cricket match with team-'basera-2' we'll thrash them go..thrash 'em off uncle, i'll help you? oh! thank you chhota, thank you so mr. chhota why don't you come and have lunch with us? i am cooking something really interesting
who all are there? oh! everybody is at home since it is sunday, isn't it? so, are you going to open batting? hey! hello! what happened?where are you? tanya is mad at me, guys why? what happened? i had promised her the ticketsfor the david guetta show how can i get 3k for the tickets? get it from your dad..like a loan?
no way, yaar! dad himself lives on loans then. just forget it hey! what 'forget it'?she will go if someone else! hey! is she going around with youor catching a taxi? forget it, brother, it's useless hey kid, no more comments, ok?you are kid, behave like a kid! hey 'quarter'!listen to your elder brother else, you'll get spanked and, why are you crossing our way?go! go elsewhere. go!
junior-prashant!? raise your bat in the field, not here. go! yes. i'll go. i'll goto play the match look at this - rs.50/- per player,shield money do you guys have even this much? go on. tell me. do you?yes, do you? all broke your kinds..won't find a place on the team whiling time on a sundaycalling everyone a 'loser' the whole world is an 'idiot'only you guys are smart!
keep sitting around i'll return after winning the match 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 could you manage the tickets? i'm warning you chhota, to shut up? ok? hey brother, why are you upset? take this! this is peanuts hey!, something is better than nothing! get your guetta account going,at least
i guess good evening, sir! sir, this is ranjan. how is....? hey, why does dad get in tovideo-conference at lunch-time? but, it's not in his control anyway. i'm going now where to? dad will get mad,you know, sunday-lunch is, sunday-lunch! hey! are you trying to please dad? do you think you will get rs.6,000 for that guetta concert?
huh! if you have to, then please me!i have it.. what do you have? piggy bank! oh yes! can we talk about it, sir? oh mr. ranjan! i am so tired i couldn't sleep last night can you call later, please? oh! alright. no problems, sir! sorry to bother you 07:30 your time? hong kong time? report is ready and i wanted to share with you
please, do later thank you, sir sorry to bother you it's ok thanks and.......... where's mom? 'de lucia' is delicious, yes a little bit expensive, but don't worry? we will negotiate, right? right! right! right!i am talking to him for 10 minutes, he'll dance!it's a royal wedding, mr. kapoor!?
don't you worry we've got pr too! page 3 - quarter page right then. bye are you done? and, can we go ahead with lunch, if you are done? malti? get the lunch what happened? this wedding planning business! ranjan, please!? why not?
i've been a telephone operatorsince morning it's either the floristor the decorator balance payment, balance payment.. ranjan, not here! all bonkers! mom? what is this? is it a biryani or fried-rice?is it khichdi or pulao? mom? what is it? i don't know. ask malti
yes, poornima! alright 12th is fixed aha! at last! what took you so long? come, come, come hi aunty! hi son! so chhota, are you hungry? very hungry! ready for a surprise? always
1 -- 2 -- 3 'avial'!!!!! and, let the sunday lunch - begin wow!!! bugs-uncle!you're the best cook in the world undoubtedly uncle, i want to be your son please adopt me eli-wollackam sayum! when you eatum - eatum don't talkum i am only changing upholstery not the sofa!
what's the fuss, ranjan? the fuss is about this, the estimate? rs.17,000/- for men and material can't it be done this for less? how can it be done for less?it's only men and material!? tomorrow, it'll be matching curtainsit doesn't end!? you know, yaari am seriously strapped for cash! what is this, yaar? i'm not asking you (the money) aha! there you go again 'your-money', 'my- money'
get real, aarti! get real!? i got to toggle 4 credit cardpayments this month and the minimum dues are rs.22,000 then, there's emi, groceries,servants i have been struggling endlessly it's never ending and it's never enough then, why are you doing this? whom do you want to show-off to? am i showing-off?is this upholstery is to be hidden?
not at all!it's your bosses who sit on the sofa! you keep flashing your 6 wrist-watches before them every conversation, every argument hasto end by the wrist-watches or what? no. in fact, i'd like you to wear all your 6 watches at the same time may be then they could show us a better time sammy, aren't you all going? where to? guetta concert? whole world is going! here, the struggle is on for the tickets
no, we are not going david guetta!! so what, yaar! it is so far off in the first placelike, back of beyond if we have to watch himon the screen there we'll watch him on vh1 next week having food made by dad and who wants to tell the whole world we were there, yaar you thief!? you opened it? aren't you ashamed?
you opened kid-brother's piggy-bankhow could you do? forget all that what's this? it's in english. can't you read? don't act over-smart with me!? what is it? does dad-mom know this? now, how are they connected to this?these are mine. mine only but, what is it? 'sip'! sip? sip what?
you dumbo. not 'sip what? sip sipsystematic investment plan - sip sip - systematic investment plan! sip hey, but where is the money? you'r either a fool, or are a total fool hey, this is the money! go on, ask - meaning? what is it?don't feel shy dad? what's there to spoil dad's sunday?there is no theft here
you mean? ok? so, now you ask for the meaning look. what do you think i do withmy pocket-money? birthday cash envelopes,feeling-good pocket-money cricket shields, grandma's allowance rs.100 on every visit of rooma-aunty you too receive all these, don't you? but, your money goes to tanya my money goes -- here
hey! but, what is this after all? difficult to explain to a broke like you ok. tell me one thing --what is money? money? uhh...! i think is maddening! very confusing question paper money means, basically having the freedom...
money is my life money is necessary you get lot of girls, guys even... everything begins with money and ends with money something that you need for basic survival the more you think about money, more you will end-up thinking about lack of it, and thats just depressing your life, almost, unless you want becomea hippy and sit on a mountain you can't do that
you don't need money to be a happyyou need love to be happy don't know this is money i add, you subtract i compound, you simply spend i sip it. you spit it hey wise guy, too big for your boots, aren't you? can you add?take this and add up rs.62,470/- yes. correct. this is value
being older, you looked down upon me this is my longest-distance runner paan singh tomar ! he has been running for 4 years for me when i'll grow up to your age, after adding and adding and addingthis will get so big when i grow-up to mom-dad's age i would have sipped so much thatthere will be a big pond when i grow-up like granpa-gramdma,it will be prashant (pacific) ocean enough! enough! i've understood but, where did you catch this bug?
you'll fall off the chair if i'll tell you who come on, yaar tell me are you ready? why the suspense?tell me right-away bugs uncle bugs uncle?? yes you mean, our 'idiot'? he taught you all this?
him??? correct somebody who hasn't changed his slippers for 4 years, him? that vegetable buying contaminated fool? yes. yes. how can he teach someone about money? don't read a book by its cover, brotherguess, how much is he worth? anybody's guess... you are wrong, brother
he is worth rs.100 crores that idiot!! what?? that idiot with plastic veg-basket?? breaking news breaking news... breaking news.. shantiprasad dwarkanath bharghav ke views... simple life a son, a daughter and a wife no tension no stress...
his address 24/7, welcome happiness that much? bugs uncle has it? ahilya's husband? 100 crores?? i can't believe it! yes. yes. i'm telling you the truth 100 crores!! the bhargav who wears half-pant?
nayan and sammy's father? shantiprasad? one who strolls around with a basket? the chap from 'a-wing'? 100 crores !! 100 crores ?? paise ka mol, paise ka gyaan compounding money aur jeevan pe dhyaan
energy full, tension hai gul savings ki shawl investment ki dhaal dono mukaamon pe woh malamal yes, i got your statement no! no! i want to know - where you are parking my money? and why? i want the rationale no. no. don't tell me about past performance
no. will you drive a car looking at the rear-view mirror? i'll continue with 50% debt & 50% equity that is necessary hey! why are you mixing two separate things? why are you mixing investment with insurance? term-insurance is right for covering risk keep it separate you know it, i know it take it to those who don't know it
you're my well-wisher only, aren't you? i hope so are you watching what's happening? can you see the trend? it has been sliding for the past week what're we waiting for? be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful push-up the equity now is the time! no. no. you cannot offer me a job no. i don't do jobs nothing is a job for me
and, how about my rs.2/-? yes. rs.2/- yes. yes. yes, here it is this is a lot more, uncle no worries. that's alright no problem! here he comes ah haa! a very good sunday morning to all of you good morning sir. good morning sir sir!? hey! no! no! no! no! no!
i don't like 'sir' sir is not good hey! why all this? what happened? 'idiot' is good 'cockroach' is very good sir is not good you know? when i was a young boy,we too had a bench-gang and a gentleman ashley fernandes, very strict person when he used to pass, just the way i do,all of us used to call - 'ghaslet' he used to get frothing furious, he used to get mad so. no ladyfinger!?no cauliflower!?
and today, i actually bought paneer rs.230/- per kg. hey, guys! you all look very sad !? at times food and music works like magic so, what do you say? anti pasta, - - parmesan salad and pasta arrabiata no sir. no sir sorry sir and, i thought, i made an offer you cannot refuse !? good afternoon sir. rahul aha! welcome. welcome rahul sir, jhelum, flat no. 6, c-wing
hi sir, neha, b-wing varun. laddoo come on hi. where is chhota? sir, behind me, pushing me in i have to push him uncle he just wouldn't come. come, come chhota. where are aunty, nayan and sammy? they have gone to pune to attend film appreciation week-end
come along welcome. welcome please make yourselves comfortable wow! what a beautiful home really wonder, what we used tothink about you that, my home would be just likemy hawaii slippers, isn't it? worn out and tattered!?this 'idiot' is an absolute broke but, remember,if you buy things that you don't need, one day you'll have to sell the things that you do need 'fruit of wisdom'
i have learnt from warren buffett, do you know warren buffettt? did you know who warren buffett is? memorize the name, search on googleand, eat the fruit of wisdom ok. now come on it's time for the food and music i promised you follow me into the kitchen come on skullcandy? sir. . . but, . . how did this work? how does what work?
sir..your life?you do nothing, it appears still, everything is in control? hey! did you say - i do nothing? clearly, you haven't stepped into the kitchen, my boy come on. help me stir the sauce you know. you must never let the sauce sit, for too long it becomes heavy it starts to burn and the flavour does not spread as nicely as you want it to so, all your hard-work, effort & struggle, goes for a toss
you must remember, to keep stirring the sauce at regular intervals don't let it settle down - neither the sauce nor..money i have a bank account, in which i put some extra money, but that's all i don't believe in saving i believe in saving it's just that i can't save savings represents the boring part of your life probably like the later part when you are 50, 60s, think of retirement i myself haven't saved as such, as my parents have done it what are my views on saving?
i don't have money at the end of the month to save up savings? stuff that _ _ , i mean, the money you don't spend and that you keep aside if you keep money in the cupboard, or put it in a piggy-bank,or save it in the bank, it settles.sits like a..... sauce you teach the same money to walki will show you like a babyit will stumble then, it will start to walk like this, like this
and then, it will start running! so exercise! exercise your money..make it strong make your money work hard for you! sir, how do you make all that moneyin the first place? good question! drop-by-drop "little drops of water make a mighty ocean" when i was as young as you are, that's when i started thinking about money how to maximize it? how to multiply it?how to compound it?
when i kept it in the cupboardi never earned anything - zero! when i deposited it in a bank,i get fixed interest good. very good but it's like cricket. 1s and 2ssafe, but not match-winners what do you do for 'match-winning'? 4s and 6s 4s and 6s. absolutely correct!that's the way to go! so, remember. 1s & 2s, 4s & 6s, that's your winning combination sir, 1s & 2s are understood - the fixed interest
but, what are 4s & 6s? equity. shares. stocks. it's so complex! sir, you started thinking all this, so early in life, why? india is independent i too should be independent,no? what is independence? independence means dignityindependence means security why expect anyone else to look-after you?
when you can look after yourselfwith a little planning plan it out shares. . , dividends. . - the stuff like this oh! my god! i don't i don't..... investments. commerce stuff isn't my thing investment is - invest your money i don't know about that much
i haven't invested in anything yet, because i am still small i will never invest my money using my brain i don't do investment,but like, me going to college is an investmentfor my father enjoy, my boybut you know, when i look around, what do i see? emi, emi, emiloan, loan, loan no savings only expenses
face full of worries heart full of tension no time to talkno time to live! what kind of life is that?too much stress my cooking would suffer,my music would suffer, my family would suffer and, at this moment guys, your pasta is suffering sir . . but. . how does . . . eli-wollackam sayam when you have to eatum, eatum, don't talkum
money...oh this money... as warren buffett says, don't save what is left after spending, spend what is left after saving and then... life is a sailing... a sailing... plant that seed of twos and fours and sixes, and feed it good
and watch this wisdom tree tower silently laden with fruit what a catch as wisdom finally wins the match who says? money doesn't grow on trees! take pappa and mummy to the bank. i am going to the market.thank you. did chhota baba go?
yes, ma'am. let's go.
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