in the time that i've been here,i've been following the presidential race and i'venoticed a few pieces of conventional wisdom have formedaround the candidates. none more than with donaldtrump. >> six in 10 americans believetrump is unqualified to serve as
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>> the "des moines register"writing trump is, "not only unfit to hold office but unfitto stand on the same stage as his republican opponents." >> trevor: he's unfit for thatstage? no, that stage is unfit fortrump. there's no marble, no gold. where are the women in bikinis? and how would he even get there? there's no escalator.
come on, people. so the complaints about trump isthat he's unpresidential, and it stems from certain statementsthat he's made. >> when mexico sends its people,they're bringing drugs. they're bringing crime, theirrapists, and some, i assume, are good people. >> trevor: and you know whatthey say-- when you assume you're the best at assuming. trump.
( laughter ) i know these comment aboutimmigrants were upsetting to some people, but for me asan african, there's just something familiar about trumpthat makes me feel at home. >> the influx of illegalmigrants, crime, unfair business practices, drugs. >> it is also not true that allforeign nationals are involved in criminal activities. there are some who are, but notall of them.
>> trevor: i love how we allwait, he's not so-- ahh. that is south african presidentjacob zuma sounding a lot like donald trump. you see, that sir, likexenophobia with a i dash of diplomacy, which is also thetitle of paula deen's new book. ( applause ) so i don't see what'sunpresidential about donald i mean, here's another thing heunnecessarily took heat for. >> autism has become anepidemic.
the beautiful child went to havethe vaccine, and came back and a week later got a tremendousfever, got very, very sick, now is autistic. >> trevor: now, was thatfactual? no. but was it presidential? depends where you come from. >> gambian president yahyajammeh says he can cure aids with herbs and bananas.
he admits there'll always besome skeptics, but he says quote, mine is not an argument,mind is proof. it's a declaration. i can cure aids, and i will. >> trevor: that is rightright. the president of gambia says hecan cure aids with bananas, and i can also cure cancer, usingaids! if only i hadn't cured all thataids. aahhh!
crazy things. better safe than sorry. what i'm trying to say is donaldtrump is presidential. he just happens to be running onthe wrong continent. in fact, once you realize thattrump is basically the perfect african president, you start tonotice the similarities everywhere. like the level of self-regard. >> i say not in a braggadociousway, i've made billions and
billions of dollars. i made a tremendous amountof money. i'm really rich. i have a great temperament. they love me anyway, i don'thave to do this. i've done an amazing job. i was born with a certainintellect. god helped me by giving me acertain brain. >> trevor: i bet that's theone time god is like, "i tonight
need the praise, it's cool. that's you, that's you. i'mcool. is that extraordinary level ofbragging presidential? let's ask a man who actually was president. idi amin, former president andbest president of uganda. >> people love me very much. i am very popular. i am very powerful. i am the lone who has got themoney.
i have got a very good brain. >> trevor: i have a very goodbrain, and i know this because every time i ask people if ihave a good brain, they say, of course, mr. president. now please let me family go,you've already killed my sister. i think you proved your point. just to make sure everyone knewhow successful he was, idi amin insisted on always being to bereferred to by his full title --
and this is completely true. his excellency president forlife, field marshall, dr. idi amin dada, v.c, d.s.o., m.c.,lord of all the beasts of the earth and fishes of the sea andconqueror of the british empire in africa in general and ugandain particular. luckily idi amin didn't own anycasinos. in fact, trump is so africanpresidential, he's already at the level of zimbabwe'spresident, robert mugabe, whose brutality and oppressive tacticshave kept him in power for 35
years. >> my people have great praisefor me. >> people love me, everybodyloves me. >> the little man. >> he's very low energy. >> land is ours, it's noteuropean. it's our land. and we have taken it. >> we'll take our country back.
>> we will win. we win all thetime. >> we will have so much winning,if i get elected, that you may get bored with winning. >> trevor: i feel like i'mwinning right now! it's really great to know ifanything ever happens to trump we have a backup copy in africa. i like that. actually, now they think aboutit, trump reminds me of one african leader in particular.
weird hair? check. lavish lifestyle? fringe, discredited views aboutpresident obama's origins? >> ( translated ): and alongcame a black citizen of kenyan african origin, a muslim. his name is obama. >> trevor: check. oh, and there's one more thing.
>> gaddafi put up a tent in thetown of bedford about 40 miles outside of new york city, theproperty in westchester county, where they're setting up thattent is owned by none other than >> trevpr: that's right. when muammar gadhafi came toamerica, he could have stayed anywhere, but only place he felttruly at home was in donald trump's yard. now just, by the way, ourlawyers told us we have to mention that trump told gadhafito take the tent down, and you
see, you to be careful what yousay about donald trump in public. not unlike an african president. i understand that trump is alittle scary. and a little exotic for some. a little out of america'scomfort zone. but this great country iscapable of bold leaps. it took one in 2008 when itelected its first black president and now in 2016, i sayit is time to be bold once more
and elect america's firstafrican president. and when that happens, when atrue african finally enters the oval office the people of africawill erupt into songing of praise. (speaking in xhosa)... mexicanrapists.
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